You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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