Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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