3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i dont even know how to be here
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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