What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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