Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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