we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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