White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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