do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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