i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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