we made out on top of his cat.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
