You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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