So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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