Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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