awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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