I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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