I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
