Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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