Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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