Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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