her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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