The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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