Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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