Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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