I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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