Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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