I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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