i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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