I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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