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you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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