If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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