If that was your dad, he is hot
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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