i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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