remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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