So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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