It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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