The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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