You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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