the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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