I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
we're so committed to being not committed
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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