Just fell off a train. Bad.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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