Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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