sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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