: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Who died my cat blue again?
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