I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Randomize
