Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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