she woke up with a sticky ear
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
God I need to hump something, right now.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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