I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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