So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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