PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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