True but thats because hes a fetus.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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